You Might Be a Savage Addict If...



Since the webmasters of this site, as well as the other club members, have already admitted they are Savage Addicts, we decided to follow the footsteps of Jeff Foxworthy and put together a little test for all of you who aren't exactly sure whether or not they are Addicted to Savage Garden. Things like....

If you've followed Darren and Daniel into more than one state, you might be a Savage Addict. ( Liberty)

If you meet a Savage Garden fan on the street and you automatically ask them what their user name on the BBS is, and how many mailing lists they subscribe to, you might be a Savage Addict. ( Liberty)

If you know EXACTLY what volumn to put your car radio on during TTMAB in order to make it feel like your car is going to blast off, you might be a Savage Addict (Which, incidently, is the same volumn that will scare the crap out of you during IWY...not that I'd know!). ( Liberty)

If you can honestly say that one of your CD players (tape players, etc.) is a Savage virgin, you might be a Savage Addict. ( Liberty)

If radio stations (video shows, radio shows, etc.) see your email address and run away scared, you might be a Savage Addict. ( Liberty)

If words like "fantastic," "amazing," and "floppy," have become every day words to you, you might be a Savage Addict.( Liberty)

If Savage Garden lyrics (interviews, etc.) have helped you study for a test (write a paper, etc.), you might be a Savage Addict. ( Liberty)

If you pass up a Tom Hilfinger, Starbucks, etc. and automatcially get a Savage Garden song stuck in your head, you might be a Savage Addict. ( Liberty)

If you go around using the pick-up line Dan claims he's never used: "Hey babe, I'm from the Garden!" you might be a Savage Addict. (Jessi)

If you find yourself buying clothes and accesories similar to band members (Dragon designs, etc.), you might be a Savage Addict. (~Trinity~)

If you tape everything that has to do with Savage Garden no matter if Savage Garden is in it (Like Dawson's Creek playing Two Beds and a Coffee Machine, Sabrina the Teenage Witch playing I Knew I Loved You, Walmart Commercial with Dorky girl), you might be a Savage Addict. (~Trinity~)

If you you go crazy when SG songs are played on the radio while in the car, or in a department store, you might be a Savage Addict. (~Trinity~)

If you have a big box of Savage Garden "Stuff," scrapbooks, and SG wallpaper, you might be a Savage Addict.(~Trinity~)

If you desperately wanted to savor the moment of meeting Darren Hayes by taking notebook paper to soak up the oil the limo left on the ground in the middle of the street, you might be a Savage Addict.(~Trinity~)

If you wait 5 hours in the cold to see a glimpse of Savage Garden, you might be a Savage Addict.(~Trinity~)

If you sleep with a Darren blow up doll, you might be a Savage Addict. (Becca)

If you have darren and daniel cardboard cutouts at your dinner table, you might be a Savage Addict. (Becca)

If you have a Savage Garden toliet seat cover, you might be a Savage Addict. (Becca)

If you go out to eat and bring your own Savage Garden dinner plate, you might be a Savage Addict. (Becca)

If you wear savage garden glow in the dark underwear, you might be a Savage Addict. (Becca)

If you have your front teeth capped with gold sg letters on them, you might be a Savage Addict. (Becca)

If you trim all you shrubs in your yard in the shape of Savage Garden, you might be a Savage Addict. (Becca)

If you get pulled over for speeding and you give the officer your Savage Garden Fanzine membership instead of your Drivers License, you might be a Savage Addict. (Becca)

If you sit and watch a TV show just because they have the word Savage or Garden in the title, you might be a Savage Addict. (~Jorja~)

If you refer to all Savage Garden songs by letters only (CAB, TAS, TSOM, TTMAB, TMD), you might be a Savage Addict. (Mimi)

If you stoop to the level of singing and dancing in public when you hear a Savage Garden song, you might be a Savage Addict. (Mimi)

If hearing a Savage Garden song in a store causes you to scream and drop your purchases, you might be a Savage Addict. (Mimi)

If you spend 3+ hours in the magazine section of the bookstore, searching for even a snipet of savage Garden in a magazine, you might be a Savage Addict. (Mimi)

If you actually purchase that $6 magazine for one paragraph containing Savage Garden, you might be a Savage Addict. (Mimi)

If you own more then 15 CD's of Savage Garden, you might be a Savage Addict. (Mimi)

If you own more then 5 copies of one Savage Garden song, you might be a Savage Addict. (Mimi)

If you skip a class or an appointment for the sake of seeing a repeat of Savage Garden on the Donnie and Marie show, you might be a Savage Addict. (Mimi)

If you are willing to spend more then your rent on an auctioned Savage Garden item on ebay, you might be a Savage Addict. (Mimi)

If you name your pet after one of the members of Savage Garden, you may be a Savage Addict. (Mimi)

If you spend more time on the BBS then at work or school in a single day, you might be a Savage Addict. (Mimi)

If you can no longer find your walls hidden by Savage Garden posters, you might be a Savage Addict. (Mimi)

You keep the sales reciept from your purchase of ANY Savage Garden item. (Wendy)

Your boss lets you have a break everytime they play a Savage Garden song on the radio. (Wendy)

Your friends tell you "everytime I hear Savage Garden I think of you!" (Wendy)

You have contacted COLUMBIA trying to get a job with Savage Garden. (Wendy)

You take time out to think of these... (Wendy)


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